Wednesday, December 31, 2008

WW - Toxic Woman

I may not have made this abundantly clear in the past so I'm gonna try one last time.

I.DO.NOT.CARE.




If you so desperately need attention, go down to Mann's Chinese theatre and take your clothes off for the Tourons. But please, for all that is Holy...

GET OFF MY TELEVISION. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTING. YOU ARE THE FARTHEST THING FROM A ROLE MODEL FOR MY DAUGHTER AVAILABLE. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Whew! I'm so glad we had this talk, Britney. Doesn't that feel better? Just to have it all out in the open?

Oh and once more...

I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE.....



Thanks again to Angie
for another ragin' Wordful Wednesday...






Also Thanks to 5 Minutes for Mom for "Wordless" Wednesday...I always have such a problem being wordless...

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38 comments:

Eudea-Mamia said...

A-to-the-men.

Brittany said...

Um, so I take it you don't want to hear my NY resolution then?

Jay @halftime lessons said...

EM - Thanks for your support as always...

Brit - Let me make this perfectly clear...this is not about resolutions, this is not about girls named Britney in general...

This is about HER.

Hootin' Anni said...

I agree with Eudea-Mamia!!!! And you. One thousand percent. [among others, like Angelina, Brad, Jennifer...to mention a few.]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU....my Wordful is posted, and I'm dreaming of flying high into the sky today. Hope you can come join me!

Brooks said...

amen brotha! spears and role model should not be allowed to be in the same sentence together....

Tabitha Blue said...

OMG!!!!! I so do not care either!!! Crazy that she get publicity for that.


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Jenners said...

Oh...give the poor-bipolar-accent-having-fertile Myrtle-nailbiting-barefoot bathroom walking-serial marrier-bad voice singing-two kid having-financial-conversatorship daddy ruling-head shaving-umbrella smashing-no panty wearing-former pop star a break!

Rachel said...

holla at this.

what a horrific parent she is. "i don't want to bite my nails?" how about "I don't want to neglect my kids this year." that one, however, might not be one she couldn't actually accomplish....

Janie said...

No doubt. Surely she's going to grow up sometime.

I'm tired of reading about her myself.

Happy New Year!

Momma said...

Hahahahaha............very funny! It's amazing what people (like me) will read!

Bridget said...

HA HA HA that is too funny!
Happy WW!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I am afraid I am going to have to respectfully disagree with you, Jay.

I am on Team Britney.

I love her antics...they make me feel 100% sane! No east feat, I can assure you.

Happy New Year! Go Britney!

mommaof4wife2r said...

i couldn't agree more!

Kristina P. said...

I am totally with Jenni on this.

And don't hate me, but I may have purchased a $125 ticket to her concert in April. I am so ashamed.

TheAngelForever said...

LOL - here's to hoping that much less about her will be covered by the media in 2009. Happy New Year!

andij1967 said...

AmenamenamenamenamenamenA-FREAKING-MEN!!!

Can we add Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, and the entire casts of Gossip Girl and The Hills to that list?

Michelle said...

I couldn't agree more.

Happy New Year Jay.

Ali said...

I think she can hire someone to bite her nails for her if she doesn't want to bite'm.

Frogs in my formula said...

Methinks he doth protest too much. Dude are you a closet Britney lover?? hehehe. Happy New Year.

Brenda said...

THANK YOU for saying that! I wish she would just go away. . .(but I can still hear Womanizer pumping in the backgroud. . . )

Tony said...

I could not agree more!!!! Our home is a Brittany Spears free zone. She is a tramp and a disgrace to women everywhere. Happy New Years pal.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Britney & Lindsey! And freakin' Angelina "home-wreaker, baby toaster" Jolie.

Carol said...

Britney who?

MomItForward Jyl and Carissa said...

You feel strongly about this??

MomItForward Jyl and Carissa said...

Let me get this straight... you feel strongly about this??

CassJustCurious said...

How many times a day do you think she says "oops, I did it again"? I'm with you - do you think we could vote her off the island?

jill jill bo bill said...

Tell me how you really feel, Jay. You are so introverted. Maybe that should be your 2009 resolution...
Happy new year to you Jayman and your AWESOME wife! Love y'all!

Straight to Your Hart said...

Hit me Baby One More Time!!

Happy New Year!!

Amanda said...

I am so glad someone else has the same point of view I was afraid I was all alone.....

Sarah said...

Exactly.

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Happy new Year!

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Happy new Year!

Kristen Andrews said...

I know I agree, I don't care either! :) Thanks for visiting my blog, love yours!

br8eyes said...

Right there with ya!

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Kelli @ Gohn Crazy said...

*ROFL* And someone put the effort out to write that article? Oy.

Elaine A. said...

Me neither! I REALLY don't get why people are so fascinated with THAT. ugh.

Beth said...

Amen, brother.

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To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson