Thursday, December 11, 2008


I will just say that 9 out of 10 gastroenterologists do NOT recommend eating half a cow, washing that prize heifer down with 4 vodkas and 12 olives, and then having a late night chocolate feeding frenzy.

And on a side note, I'm pretty sure Hotel Derek in Houston is one large gay bar. Probably should be glad the hooker didn't show up.

I haven't said anything in my meeting yet that will get me fired, but I'm working on it. And the day is young.

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jsprik said...

eehhh, what do they **hands you a tums or 10**

Candice said...

Hershey squirts??

Dugovic Domain said...

Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

oh, and ew too.
Good luck!

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson