Tuesday, December 23, 2008

1:30 UnHoly Hell, I'm at the mall

One of my wifes friends just said that she may not like the swiffer refills.


She's a moron, clearly doesn't understand what my wife loves, and therefore has zero credibility. Pretty sure I'm still gold.

Regardless, stopping for my once a year visit to the mall. No way this ends well.

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Diane said...

For your sake I hope you march directly to the jewelry counter. Otherwise, I'm thinkin your Christmas is gonna completely suck!

I've heard the swiffers are great for a quick shinning up of your fav diamond/platinum pieces in between professional cleanings. So, yea, the refills were a good call!

jill jill bo bill said...

It was nice knowing you, Jay.

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson