Thursday, December 11, 2008


my friend Michelle just screwed over a co-worker for a mini Christmas tree covered in lottery tickets playing Dirty Santa. Well played, my friend. Screw 'em early and often.

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1 comment:

Brooks said...

This little excursion to Texas is cracking me up! And you haven't even got to lunch yet!

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson