Tuesday, December 23, 2008

2:30pm I'm gonna miss that bathroom...

ok...some lady just threw a fit about me being in the handicap stall too long, so I had to get out...and then she REALLY got mad when I came out...i seriously don't understand women. Always wanting what you don't have, then you still aren't satisfied when you get it.

Anyway, I made a beeline for the exit. People are giving me crap about my gifts for my wife, but I think it's because I only have one stocking stuffer...

I got it...LOTTERY TICKETS!! That way, no matter what, I get half!!

I'm not only generous, I'm frickin GENIUS.

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Posted by Jay @halftime lessons

1 comment:

jill jill bo bill said...

I knocked and you didn't answer.

December 23, 2008 at 5:49 PM

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