Tuesday, December 23, 2008

11:30am... I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD.

I can already hear my wife on Christmas morning...

"Kids? Can you please go upstairs to play by yourselves? Mommy desperately needs to pleasure Daddy."

Shopping has never been easier. I have been blessed this day.

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4 comments:

Tony said...

Mommy pleasuring Daddy with Tide? What happened to Astro glide? Or His and hers KY?

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Hmmm...cleaning products...yeah your right Jay she is going to flip...just maybe not a happy sort of flip?

Candice said...

Tony is on to something. Although I don't think you will need his and HERS ky. More like yours and your hands.. Don't forget the kleenex. Economy sized..

You're welcome.

jill jill bo bill said...

Just DO the effin' laundry and she will be happy.

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson