Tuesday, December 23, 2008

11:30am... I HIT THE MOTHERLOAD.

I can already hear my wife on Christmas morning...

"Kids? Can you please go upstairs to play by yourselves? Mommy desperately needs to pleasure Daddy."

Shopping has never been easier. I have been blessed this day.

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Posted by Jay @halftime lessons

4 comments:

Tony@ That One Paticular Harbor said...

Mommy pleasuring Daddy with Tide? What happened to Astro glide? Or His and hers KY?

December 23, 2008 at 9:54 AM
Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Hmmm...cleaning products...yeah your right Jay she is going to flip...just maybe not a happy sort of flip?

December 23, 2008 at 9:55 AM
Candice said...

Tony is on to something. Although I don't think you will need his and HERS ky. More like yours and your hands.. Don't forget the kleenex. Economy sized..

You're welcome.

December 23, 2008 at 2:12 PM
jill jill bo bill said...

Just DO the effin' laundry and she will be happy.

December 23, 2008 at 5:54 PM

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