Wednesday, December 17, 2008

WW - Hump Day

Since we met, honey, I know you've been secretly hoping that I grow up.
And I swear to you, I will.

Just not today, ok?




Incidentally, I did try to talk to these deer about their age difference and inappropriate public behavior. And they very calmly explained to me that they knew people might have a problem with their relationship, but that they were in love, and had to see it through.

Happy Holidays, Fornicators.


Thanks again to Angie
for another ragin' Wordful Wednesday...






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47 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Oh, too, too funny.

Incidentally, we went to our Zoo Lights last weekend, and I was totally on the lookout for inappropriate animal lights, but I didn't find any. I was so disappointed.

Soxy Deb said...

Were you stalking my house? You couldn't see INSIDE the blinds could you?

Susie said...

Tooooooo funny!

Kristy said...

Holy Crap! That's hilarious!

Tony said...

Nice Jay. Don't grow up. I hear it is not all it is cracked up too.

Michelle said...

LOL.....we may not have to live with you, but I vote for never growing up!

Hollie said...

hilarious. i bet your neighbors love you. ????

Frogs in my formula said...

That's awesome.

Allison said...

LOL...well, that was unexpected when I opened your blog! Thanks for the laugh!

Lorina said...

Haha.. that's funny. Bet your neighbors really enjoy you.

scrappysue said...

i love your sense of humour. that is totally rad. am i too old to say rad?

Hootin' Anni said...

Oh dang....I'm choking!!! Glad I had only water in my mouth instead of the sticky stuff I should have had. Oh DEER, did I just say that? Me? I never want to grow up with you....this is absurd it's so darned good.

I will never think of "Hump Day" again as it should be. rofl

My Wordful Wednesday is Photoful too this week. And I'm having my 1st ever blog giveaway if you would like to check it out...from the link on my sidebar! Happy Wednesday to you.

Hootin' Anni said...

....and then, I read "Toni's" comment and choked again.

Travel Writer said...

LOL!! The Deer Pics are hilarious

Jenni Jiggety said...

Bahahahahahaha!

Now if I lived in your neighborhood I would have been taking pictures of you arranging those deer for MY blog.

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

oh you are naughty!!

Megryansmom said...

Perfect for Hump Day.

Kathleen said...

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

I hope you don't grow up! What fun would that be?

Lori of I'm no super Mom said...

Too funny!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah! Good one! Puts me in the mood, I mean the Christmas mood :)

Shala said...

Oh my gosh that is so funny! I love it and I needed a laugh this morning!

Brooks said...

hahahaha

Dory said...

Just be a Toys R Us kid.

That's my excuse.

Dory

Saundra@An Italian Mama Gone Crazy said...

OmG... It would be so funny to go around changing people lights to do those things!!!

Joy said...

That is so inappropriate, yet SOOO Funny!

Jenners said...

So funny! My husband would do the same thing! He is always arranging our son's stuffed animals in compromising positions such as the one you showed in your photo. What is it about you men?

Also want to let you know that I'm having a giveaway at my blog ($20 Target gift card) if you want to check it out. There is also a quiz about children's books if you are intersted. The link is http://mrsfligs.blogspot.com/2008/12/award-inspiration-quiz-and-giveaway.html.

rachael said...

hahahahahahahaha!

Julie said...

Oh that's hilarious! My parents have those deers in their yard and every year somebody does that to them. I think it's hysterical! Hey wait...where do you live? :)

jsprik said...

hahahaha...deep breath..hahaha that's too funny!! growing up is highly overrated,jay!!

A Family Completed... said...

OMG that's hilarious.

Deb said...

lord, you find yourself hilarious, don't you? ok, fine, i find you hilarious, too.

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

The truth Jay - how long did you leave that up? Tell me. I must know.

Luanne said...

Ha!! That is so funny!!!

Natalie said...

lol!!! that is way too funny!

Simply AnonyMom said...

Just so you know...I just spit me Coke out all over the keyboard with this pic. AWESOME!!! I want to borrow it(the idea) for our front yard next year!

Elaine A. said...

Hey, they're just makin' more stock for the Home Depot holiday section. Leave 'em alone! ; )

Clare said...

hilarious, jay you seriously crack me up, i love reading your blog:)

Brittany said...

BWHAHAHAHAHA! We could be best friends, we can never drink together, it would be an evening of fart jokes and making things look like they are innapropriately humping.

CaJoh said...

LOL! This is much better than the reindeer trying to boost Santa up on the roof.

Candice said...

And Brent thought I was bad for the picture I have where it looks as though I'm blowing the huge inflatable polar bear in our front yard.

Rest assured I was not. Big bear had fallen over so I was trying to tie him back up. ;)

Nikowa said...

Now they're having a Merry Christmas!


Your fellow fornicator

CAT said...

Perfect...but now my other half says he is going to change the deer at my Mom's when we get there. What HAVE you done!

Nobody You Know said...

You're a hoot! Just a plain hoot.

Vodka Mom said...

okay, now I am SO happy i found this damn blog. Now, can we move those deer over to my yard????

Tabitha Blue said...

Freaking hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!

:)
~Tabitha~

freshmommyblog.com

MommyWizdom said...

By way of Hootin' Anni's blog...

Oh my goodness, that is priceless! You know, if I were driving by and saw that, I would stop to take a picture!

I'm wondering if you left it up like that or if you put them back in their "rightful places" after taking the photo *snicker snicker.*

Thanks for the big laugh!

Happy Holidays to you!

MommyWizdom

Shannon H. said...

I came over from Hootin' Anni's blog. This is just too funny!!! I love it!

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson