Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Home free...

I just bought this last beauty to surprise her after she thinks she has opened all of her BIG gifts...you see, I am a regular toilet clogger at our house, and I always feel bad that my wife only has an old, worn out plunger to deal with the bowl devastation. When she gazes upon this beauty, she's gonna know the depth of my love and commitment...i can see her tearing up already.

I hope each of you find YOUR own Christmas miracle this year. There is beautiful sentiment to be found even at the hardware store...it simply takes the right man to find it.

I am that man.

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5 comments:

Candice said...

You are SO going to have that plunger shoved up your arse on Christmas morning. No wait! Let her open it up on Christmas eve. I'm working tomorrow and I'd love to see you in the ER. Foreign object patients are my fav!!

jill jill bo bill said...

I am crying laughing at this. I am sure she will be as well. Maybe.

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

She is a lucky woman to have found a romantic such as yourself. Men like you are few and far between.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Oh yeah...that plunger is SO gonna get you laid!

Cassie said...

Well, this might be too little too late but....I'm sure you've seen this haven't you?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts

Best of luck getting out of there! Nothing says love like a gift for the crapper! Ha!

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson