I just bought this last beauty to surprise her after she thinks she has opened all of her BIG gifts...you see, I am a regular toilet clogger at our house, and I always feel bad that my wife only has an old, worn out plunger to deal with the bowl devastation. When she gazes upon this beauty, she's gonna know the depth of my love and commitment...i can see her tearing up already.
I hope each of you find YOUR own Christmas miracle this year. There is beautiful sentiment to be found even at the hardware store...it simply takes the right man to find it.
I am that man.
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You are SO going to have that plunger shoved up your arse on Christmas morning. No wait! Let her open it up on Christmas eve. I'm working tomorrow and I'd love to see you in the ER. Foreign object patients are my fav!!
I am crying laughing at this. I am sure she will be as well. Maybe.
She is a lucky woman to have found a romantic such as yourself. Men like you are few and far between.
Oh yeah...that plunger is SO gonna get you laid!
Well, this might be too little too late but....I'm sure you've seen this haven't you?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts
Best of luck getting out of there! Nothing says love like a gift for the crapper! Ha!
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