As I thought about this week's Wordful Wednesday, I tried to keep in mind my target audience and thought, "I haven't yet done a cooking post!"
So I dug through our extensive recipe archives until I found the perfect offering to share with my bloggy friends...
Ingredients:
Animal Crackers, Brand: generic, Qty - many.
Key Lime Yogurt, one cup, just under expiration deadline.
Directions:
1. Open yogurt.
2. Use many animal crackers to scoop up yogurt.
3. Sometimes use 2 crackers at a time to scoop up yogurt.
4. Eat.
5. When kids scream "What are you eating??!!" Turn your back and walk away quickly, all the while eating.
6. If wife sees, give her a look like "Never you mind, honey, meet me in the laundry room."
Note: The plate pictured above was just for show. Stopping for such minor details will throw off the recipe. Skip the plate.
If you listen closely, you can HEAR me getting fatter.
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Thanks again to Angie for another ragin' Wordful Wednesday...
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35 comments:
That IS light yogurt. You could be doing much worse.....like I did this afternoon....banana, chocolate, something heaven that my SIL made. I FEEL fatter. :)
you are hilarious.
i wonder how the frosted animal crackers would work in this recipe?
I thought this was going to be about Weight Watchers, damn you.
Hilarious and tempting! I love key lime yogurt. And animal crackers. And eating food in general.
ewww! i hate key lime yogurt. make it vanilla and now you're talking :)
Cue the Jimmy Buffett tunes in the background. Now do you chase that combo with one of those vodka diet orange shasta beverages?
Looks great and I bet I could get the kids to eat it too.
Laughed my ass off at this. Your idea of cooking is right up my alley. Soon I might share with you my recipe for Easy Mac. Stay tuned....
I need to try this.
Eeewww, but funny nonetheless!
If I had been drinking it would be coming out my nose. Mucus in the wild?! *ROFL* Too funny.
MMMM...MMMMM....Good! I love Key Lime anything!
very funny -
Going shopping tomorrow...you just added to my list...I might have to branch out...try it with several flavors....yummmmm
Ew.
Hilarious cooking post. But my disgusting jello via Mr. Linky....yuck. Reminds me of that old TV show - was it "GagMe and MaceMe?" Perhaps you're too young to remember.
LOL! Listen to you getting fatter......buddy that is all women ever hear! :)
Mucus in the Wild, LOL. Hmmm, I will have to try that!
My post will definitely make you fatter, as well!
And we do this, only with graham crackers and pudding! Yum!
"Meet me in the laundry room" was the best part!
Funny! Very simply recipe I like it.
Yum, love me some mucus.
I'm picking up a theme with you...orange, lime...
Please tell me you do eat actual fruit.
Em
Anything called Mucus in the Wild is a surefire winner in our house! Though lime yogurt just sounds absolutely revolting!
You are so so funny! When is your comedy tour coming to our town?
Sounds good! I know I would have a little person following me saying "more, more".
So I was looking at your "mr linky" to see where I wanted to venture off to and when I saw "Hugh G Rection" I knew I was in love. Unfortunately when I feverishly clicked that link it brought me back to YOUR page.
What's up? ;)
Destined to become a holiday classic!
Soo funny. And the recipe is so easy!
I'm marveling at your mad cooking skills!I have something for you over at my place.
ROFL!!! I'm sure the "just under expiration" adds the perfect kick to this recipe ;)
That looks pretty gross... but I'm sure very tasty!!! I'll have to try it and I'm sure my little one would love it :)
I am with Deb! Can we use chocolate frosting instead of yogurt???
Don't like yogurt but whipped cream or frosting might do the trick.
Okay. am sooo stumbling this one. am.
Carissa
hilarious jay. that is my kind of snack! I keep a bag of animal crackers in my car....not necessarily for Kate, but more for myself. love them!
jay you are too funny! i love this recipe, i am going to have to try it sometime soon:)
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