See, the trick to New Year's resolutions is to make them easily attainable. Goals are supposed to be tangible, specific, and within arm's reach. I'm a "look ahead" kinda guy, so here we go...The Top 10 things I am going to do to make sure 2009 will be a stellar year.
#10 - I will treat people with respect. Hence, That's why I got my Britney post out of the way yesterday.
#9 - I will stop flirting. This one shouldn't be a problem, restraining orders at work have limited the number of rooms I can even go into to the janitor's closet and the roof.
#8 - Physical health. Ummm.... nope...I got nothin. WAIT! oh...nope...I got nothin.
#7 - I will learn maturity and self-restraint. I guess this one means that I won't scream, applaud, and start the wave when my kids fart. I know, I know...baby steps.
#6 - I will spend less time blogging. LOL Ok...I just stuck that one in to be funny.
#5 - I will plan ahead. Each time I go to the bathroom, I will check to see if Cottonelle is in abundance. I will greatly reduce the number of times I need to yell "Um...a little help here??!!"
#4 - I will work on controlling my temper. Unless you cross me...in which case God help you.
#3 - I will accept what I cannot control. After all, there is at least a 60% chance that these kids are mine. Well... 40-60%.
#2 - I will be more giving. Unless you didn't give me anything, in which case you don't get shit.
#1 - I am gonna have more sex. And just to make it more interesting, I am gonna try to make sure someone else is in the room. AND I am gonna encourage my wife to do the same. I mean, if the guest room is available. I know...I'm spoiling her again.
Thanks to the lovely MamaKat for her creation of the Writer's Workshop, and for putting out a pail for my mental diarrhea.