Bought my wife a bracelet I can tell she hates.
Both kids have started the weekend whine-a-thon exactly on schedule.
The computer I worked so hard to fix last night has a slight smoky smell to it.
You know what, my beautiful bloggy friends? We need a giggle. My best friend Tommie called a couple of nights ago, with one of his patented hair-brained withdrawals from his dark and twisted mind...and this one made me laugh out loud.
Today's exercise: I would like for each of you who want to play, to come up with Three Items. The significance of these items will be that if you were at the grocery store and you walked up to the register with ONLY these three items, the cashier would find it so alarming they would freak out good and proper.
So, for example, envision walking up to the register with:
A tub of Hummus
Or picture the face of the cashier as you approach with:
K-Y Warming Liquid
A VERY large Eggplant
Tuck's Medicated pads
Ahhhh, that's better...smiling already...wanna play?
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