Thursday, February 12, 2009

Some of my favorite things...



My Family.
Poker.
Sex.

To read this list so far, you might actually think I was male...a few more...

My blog.
Writing.
Music.
Women.
Sex.
Eating.

Hmmm...yep, still male...not too many issues...

Sex.
Eating.

Um, Jay? Already said those, pal.

Sex.
Eating.

Ok...starting to...

Sex.
Eating.

...

Sex.
Eating.

Um...Security? Medic?




Ok...tell you what. For the sake for MamaKat's exercise, lets just focus on eating...shall we? Today my transformation to woman will be complete as I share one of our newest and newly favorite recipes with you. And I mean, this recipe is SICK. You know, sick good, not sick sick. Remember too that my wife and I aren't very experimental in the kitchen (I know...don't bother ;-) ) so this recipe is REALLY easy. And once I share this recipe on my blog, the only thing left to do will be to go shopping for Tampax.

Crockpot Chicken Chili

2 lbs chicken breast
1 can chicken broth
1 tsp cumin
3 cans Great Northern white beans (with liquid)
1 jar mild-medium salsa
1 8 oz block Pepperjack cheese

Put the chicken, chicken broth, cumin, salsa and beans in your crock pot. Cut the chicken into halves to fit them in if you want. Cook it all on low for 5 hours.

At the 5 hour mark, shred the chicken, shred the block of cheese into the mixture, and cook for 1-2 hours more. Serve it in bowls with tortilla chips.

Then go have sex. Fast. You know, before the chili kicks in.



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36 comments:

Dan said...

Good lead in. Only not enough sex.{*grin*}

Sera said...

YUM!!! We will most DEFNITELY be trying this. My husband just loves pepperjack cheese, so I'm sure he'll be a fan. This one definitely sounds more flavorful than the one I posted. I'm excited to try it! Funny post, by the way. :)

angi_b72 said...

lol...that is a funny post!! I will have to try this recipe!

angie said...

Your killing us, Jay. Killing us. The recipe does look good! :)

April said...

"You know, before the chili kicks in."

LMFAO!!!!

Astharis said...

{Came over from Mama Kat's Workshop} :)

That recipe sounds delicious, and it definitely leaves plenty of time for the better things in life... :D

Jenners said...

Nothing like quick sex before massive gastrointestinal disturbances! What could be more romantic!

And if you don't like the Tampax, maybe you could try the new Always pads. You may prefer them to tampons.

And I gave you some linky love in my favorite things post ... hope it helps you with your hair shaving business.

Sheri and George said...

I bet when the chili does kick in tho the sex is HOT!

Summer said...

So by sex, do you mean sex or sex?

Think I'll skip the cooking part. Sex is enough work. ;-)

Denise said...

Thanks for the recipe...it sounds awesome. Anything with that much cheese has to be good.

And have you thought about changing your name to something more feminine? Just wondering?

Lacey said...

Mmmmmmmmm... sex...

Wait. Let me start over.

Mmmmmmmmm... chili...

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

Sounds great... Maybe for Valentines Day, I'll make this and my hubby and I can eat it WHILE having sex!!!

Soxy Deb said...

OMG!! "experimental in the kitchen" teehee.
Your sharing recipe's. You realize that I'm sure, but your sharing RECIPE'S. I may be more of a man than you are.

Wait, that's not right.

Kristina P. said...

I LOVE that you posted a recipe.

Michelle said...

Jay -- I saw your comment on Angie's blog about not knowing what Linen Spray is.....I'm not buying it. :)

Deb said...

good lord, first soxy deb, now you... the whole dang blog world is going to hell.

i'll have to give your recipe a try. it sure seems easy enough.

Denise said...

you are too funny! And you can't see it, but I am currently drooling over that recipe...one of these day, I intend to try it!

just a girl... said...

I love this post. Funny how sex, family and poker are my favorite too. You had me at breast, you lost me at cumin. Great Post!

beth said...

Off to make the chicken chili. The sex is a given! Yeah.

Eudea-Mamia said...

I think your commenters are even funnier than you today! Is that even possible?!

Have you tried heated floors in your kitchen? Much better than cold tile on the booty.

Just sayin...

P.S. You have some lipstick on your teeth. True friends always tell.

Haley Nicodemus said...

Hahahahahahahahah...

I will definitely be trying that chicken chili.

If you were indeed, a woman, than you would have enjoyed my favorite things. But since you are too busy enjoying sex, I bet you just skimmed right over it and moved to the next blog.

I was also surprised to not find "sex" mixed in on the ingredient list.

Love your humor!

Brandy said...

LMAO this was a pretty funny list.

The Soladay Family said...

I am totally trying this recipe, and allways the sex! Yum!

The Soladay Family said...

oops...that was ALWAYS...I guess I got a little carried away! =)

Tabitha in Bliss said...

You had me cracking up!

jill jill bo bill said...

MMMMM!!! Chili makes for good TURBO sex. Even you, Martha, should know that.

Jen said...

totally cracking me up!

Candice said...

Yeah, ditto what Jill said. Add in some broccoli and you might expell something with such force that you might break your neck on the headboard.. Think rocket power.

Lee said...

I definitely want chili now.
You made me hungry.

Uuuugh. I guess I'll go pop a lean cuisine pizza in the microwave.

Becky said...

So what you're saying is you like sex? I'm so confused... I wish people would just say what they mean. Over and over and over.

Okay, 'nuff with the sarcasm. Thanks for the recipe. I love me some chili!

The Mom Jen said...

OMG the last line is the best LOL! I'll have to try the chili!

Young Momma said...

I'm all for some eating and sex. Or sex and eating. LOL But I'll stick with trying the chicken chilli for now. Sounds yummy. :)

SweetPeaSurry said...

How'd that trip to the store go? Probably nice to get home to a pot of chicky chili!!!

Jennifer said...

Fantastic recipe, wonderful blog post!

Tony said...

Chili ? Really that is all it took for 2 women to start commenting on sex. damn next time throw in an order of buffalo wings for good measure. that will really spice up the chatter. Soxy Deb, is killing me. Thanks Jay,I needed to try to attempt a smile today.

Jenni said...

Note to self: When in need of laugh. . . or recipe. . .visit Jay.

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson