My Family.
Poker.
Sex.
To read this list so far, you might actually think I was male...a few more...
My blog.
Writing.
Music.
Women.
Sex.
Eating.
Hmmm...yep, still male...not too many issues...
Sex.
Eating.
Um, Jay? Already said those, pal.
Sex.
Eating.
Ok...starting to...
Sex.
Eating.
...
Sex.
Eating.
Um...Security? Medic?
Ok...tell you what. For the sake for MamaKat's exercise, lets just focus on eating...shall we? Today my transformation to woman will be complete as I share one of our newest and newly favorite recipes with you. And I mean, this recipe is SICK. You know, sick good, not sick sick. Remember too that my wife and I aren't very experimental in the kitchen (I know...don't bother ;-) ) so this recipe is REALLY easy. And once I share this recipe on my blog, the only thing left to do will be to go shopping for Tampax.
Crockpot Chicken Chili
2 lbs chicken breast
1 can chicken broth
1 tsp cumin
3 cans Great Northern white beans (with liquid)
1 jar mild-medium salsa
1 8 oz block Pepperjack cheese
Put the chicken, chicken broth, cumin, salsa and beans in your crock pot. Cut the chicken into halves to fit them in if you want. Cook it all on low for 5 hours.
At the 5 hour mark, shred the chicken, shred the block of cheese into the mixture, and cook for 1-2 hours more. Serve it in bowls with tortilla chips.
Then go have sex. Fast. You know, before the chili kicks in.
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36 comments:
Good lead in. Only not enough sex.{*grin*}
YUM!!! We will most DEFNITELY be trying this. My husband just loves pepperjack cheese, so I'm sure he'll be a fan. This one definitely sounds more flavorful than the one I posted. I'm excited to try it! Funny post, by the way. :)
lol...that is a funny post!! I will have to try this recipe!
Your killing us, Jay. Killing us. The recipe does look good! :)
"You know, before the chili kicks in."
LMFAO!!!!
{Came over from Mama Kat's Workshop} :)
That recipe sounds delicious, and it definitely leaves plenty of time for the better things in life... :D
Nothing like quick sex before massive gastrointestinal disturbances! What could be more romantic!
And if you don't like the Tampax, maybe you could try the new Always pads. You may prefer them to tampons.
And I gave you some linky love in my favorite things post ... hope it helps you with your hair shaving business.
I bet when the chili does kick in tho the sex is HOT!
So by sex, do you mean sex or sex?
Think I'll skip the cooking part. Sex is enough work. ;-)
Thanks for the recipe...it sounds awesome. Anything with that much cheese has to be good.
And have you thought about changing your name to something more feminine? Just wondering?
Mmmmmmmmm... sex...
Wait. Let me start over.
Mmmmmmmmm... chili...
Sounds great... Maybe for Valentines Day, I'll make this and my hubby and I can eat it WHILE having sex!!!
OMG!! "experimental in the kitchen" teehee.
Your sharing recipe's. You realize that I'm sure, but your sharing RECIPE'S. I may be more of a man than you are.
Wait, that's not right.
I LOVE that you posted a recipe.
Jay -- I saw your comment on Angie's blog about not knowing what Linen Spray is.....I'm not buying it. :)
good lord, first soxy deb, now you... the whole dang blog world is going to hell.
i'll have to give your recipe a try. it sure seems easy enough.
you are too funny! And you can't see it, but I am currently drooling over that recipe...one of these day, I intend to try it!
I love this post. Funny how sex, family and poker are my favorite too. You had me at breast, you lost me at cumin. Great Post!
Off to make the chicken chili. The sex is a given! Yeah.
I think your commenters are even funnier than you today! Is that even possible?!
Have you tried heated floors in your kitchen? Much better than cold tile on the booty.
Just sayin...
P.S. You have some lipstick on your teeth. True friends always tell.
Hahahahahahahahah...
I will definitely be trying that chicken chili.
If you were indeed, a woman, than you would have enjoyed my favorite things. But since you are too busy enjoying sex, I bet you just skimmed right over it and moved to the next blog.
I was also surprised to not find "sex" mixed in on the ingredient list.
Love your humor!
LMAO this was a pretty funny list.
I am totally trying this recipe, and allways the sex! Yum!
oops...that was ALWAYS...I guess I got a little carried away! =)
You had me cracking up!
MMMMM!!! Chili makes for good TURBO sex. Even you, Martha, should know that.
totally cracking me up!
Yeah, ditto what Jill said. Add in some broccoli and you might expell something with such force that you might break your neck on the headboard.. Think rocket power.
I definitely want chili now.
You made me hungry.
Uuuugh. I guess I'll go pop a lean cuisine pizza in the microwave.
So what you're saying is you like sex? I'm so confused... I wish people would just say what they mean. Over and over and over.
Okay, 'nuff with the sarcasm. Thanks for the recipe. I love me some chili!
OMG the last line is the best LOL! I'll have to try the chili!
I'm all for some eating and sex. Or sex and eating. LOL But I'll stick with trying the chicken chilli for now. Sounds yummy. :)
How'd that trip to the store go? Probably nice to get home to a pot of chicky chili!!!
Fantastic recipe, wonderful blog post!
Chili ? Really that is all it took for 2 women to start commenting on sex. damn next time throw in an order of buffalo wings for good measure. that will really spice up the chatter. Soxy Deb, is killing me. Thanks Jay,I needed to try to attempt a smile today.
Note to self: When in need of laugh. . . or recipe. . .visit Jay.
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