But before my announcement, I would like to thank those of you who came forward to tell my wife that we were sleeping together. It was hard for her to hear, but not nearly as hard as the following will be for her...Because as you all know,
For every happy blogger, there is a disapproving spouse standing right behind them.
I love to write, and I love to entertain. And the fact that some of you like what I scribe fills my heart and girds my loins like little else. Which leads me to my announcement and the reason why my wife will not speak to me for the next 8 years...
I have decided to pursue the highest office in the land, I ask for your vote to make me the next President of these United States.
If you have not voted yet today, I ask you to cast your vote for Jay @ Halftime Lessons for President. If you have already voted, and if you believe in my ability to command this great nation, I ask you to return to the polls and ask to cast your vote again.
I have not come upon this decision lightly, mostly I was motivated by you, my readers, and then this morning, I received my first and only endorsement...
And then I knew. It is time. Time I use my blogging for good, and not for evil.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go find a smokin' hot running mate.