Thursday, November 13, 2008

Adults and "the tolerant" only, please.


WARNING...I am combining a Photostory Friday and a blog recommendation in this post. Only, the blog in question is not for the faint of heart, or humor. That is to say, if you are even REMOTELY easily offended, click away, and come back tomorrow. Some/MOST of the content found in the aforementioned blog is crude, crude, crude, and hysterical. So if that is not your thing, simply don't go there. That being said, for the rest of you, enjoy the show.

I want to tell you about a woman I met. It is a rarity that I find someone who makes me laugh out loud in a Wal-Mart parking lot like she did today, and even rarer still that I laugh so hard I am afraid I may pee. And I have PHENOM control...ask my wife...I have been known to say, "Boy, I really have to pee", and then 4 hours later realize I haven't gone yet. A bladder like a leather saddle bag. Anyway, I digress... The point I am ungracefully trying to make is...she cracks me up...BIG.

From time to time, I like to show you blogs I like, love, respect, or that simply slay me...and this one is the latter. So along the lines of PhotoStory Friday, let me show you some of her work...and if you decide you want to click over to her, you will find the link below. But again, be advised...this blog could be construed as off color to...well...many. Me, I think it's frickin' hilarious.

May God and Tom Cruise be with us all this day.

Regarding her homosexual cats...




And this should hit home for many of us...





Behold, the lovely...Candice. You are one click away from being in her head. Now's the time to back away and pray. And for those of you who haven't bookmarked me, make sure you do...I pull crap like this all the time...leave me a comment and let me know how much I offend/insult/invade/inspire/slay you.



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32 comments:

Rachel said...

i will laughing about this hours from now when I see one of my cats and probably days from now when i see someone on a scooter in Walmart (may I add picking up cat food?) :P

Southern Plate said...

The laughter is still hitting me in waves!!!
Thank you so much for the stress relief!! THIS WAS FABULOUS!!

Candice said...

Aww Jay, you are a real sweetheart. :)

BTW I just posted a new blog where I had somewhat of a photostory Friday myself. In one picture I refer to my young child as Hitler because, well, he looked like Hitler in that particular picture. Except he's much cuter. My kid.. not Hitler.

Anyway, thank you for stopping by and letting me entertain you.

And by the way.. YOU slayed me at hello. ;)

Wep said...

She is HYSTERICAL! Thanks for the tip. I love inappropriateness.

Mama Wheaton said...

I was never offended, I thought it was very funny

Kristen Zirkle said...

Can we add ran over by said obsese person on a scooter? Oh yes, I did...

Jenni Jiggety said...

Bahahahahahaha! I love it! Love it!

Tony said...

Wow , you have become very tame in your old age.Offensive not in the least. Tame for the Jay I remember. Do you still have the full sized Cindy Crawford stand up, or did that get to much use?

Liz said...

She is a riot!! Thanks for sharing these (and you know I will be playing Walmart bingo in my head tomorrow as I run my craptastic errands!!)

Kelli @ Gohn Crazy said...

*ROFL* I'm bookmarking her! Too funny!

Whitney R said...

I thought the few things you showed us from her was funny. I'll check her out!

Wendyburd1 said...

ummm i am thinking not.sorry!!

Deb said...

i am really disappointed you didn't showcase the photo of the old lady holding the penis.

the good news is i guess i don't have a faint heart... because i find the blog hilarious. but i am sure that doesn't surprise you.

Mrs.D said...

lol, I just found the walmart bingo on stumbleupon 2 days ago was cracking up. It's sooooo true.

Brenda said...

I have never seen Walmart Bingo but it is HYSTERICAL!

Thanks!

The Daily Blonde said...

I want to give Walmart Bingo to everyone for Christmas.

Wayfaring Wanderer said...

I can totally appreciate the gay cats.....mine boys are gay incestuous kitties......always with the licking! That Walmart Bingo is hilarious, indeed. Maybe I'll play next time I go?!?!

Thanks for sharing Candice.

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Great link!

I was in Wal Mart today and I can fill in 8 of those blocks.

Sadly 3 of them are filled in because *I* was in the Wal Mart too. See, I left my screaming shoeless child unattended while I found a convenient space to tuck the frozen pizza I had decided not buy. He was screaming because I wasn't going to buy the pizza and I wasn't going to buy the pizza because he kept taking his shoes off. These things just seem to escalate. But I did keep him off the bikes this time.

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

you made me laugh coffee out my nose - Love the Wal-Mart bingo - I always tell my children - "DON'T move from my side- There are so many weird people here"!!!!!!

La Pixie said...

lol, do you think that WalMart game can be played at KMart, too??

ali said...

Walmart bingo! LOL!

Heather said...

Haha..thanks for sharing that one. I'll have to check her blog out on a regular basis. I worked at Wal-Mart for a while in college, and I can honestly say I saw ALL of those, almost on a regular basis. Man, I wish I could have won some prizes for that crap.

Stefanie said...

Thanks for sharing that blog! She is hilarious! I look forward to reading more about her and you!

Mama Kat said...

I really thought I was going to scroll down and see my own picture...She's gorgeous and funny. Those are the only kinds of blogs I read.

...except for yours...your wife keeps me reading yours.

jill jill bo bill said...

I am in love!!!! Thanks!

Christina said...

Hysterical!

Eudea-Mamia said...

Tha Walmart bingo - so going with us for Boys' in-cart entertainment the next time we go.

Awesome!

Em

Life as Ashley said...

Just found your blog recently, and I am loving it! I also love all your introductions to other blogs. Today spotlight: hilarious! Thanks for the tip. :)

Kristina P. said...

Hey, can you email me? I'm on my laptop, and it won't let me access your email. Boooo.

Carissa(GoodnCrazy) said...

I'm off to meet miss candace. I have a Wal-Mart scooter story, but it was off color enough I never dared share it...maybe someday I'll share...sigh..

Jenn P. said...

That was really funny! I almost blew coffee out my nose at the Walmart bingo card!

Beth said...

Sweet Jebus! I've got a reason to go to Hell Mart one more time. I love her. Really. I do.

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To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson