The hardest part about being an aspiring performer these days is persuading Las Vegas that you have something new to WoW their slot-tugging aficionados.
That's why when I saw my son's latest act, I knew he had a winner. It's not just Mickey, it's Mickey Elvis. Note the karate stance, the pouting sneer, that bravado...
He's opening at Mandalay Bay next week. Ladies, please remember, he's only one. Panty throwing is not appropriate.
Don't be cruel. Thankyouverymuch.
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