Talking nonsensically is an Olympic event around here, with my 4 yr old and I vying for the top of that podium.
But this morning, as she has sat down for a quick poopoo before heading off to school, our little game reached a whole new level.
She saw me run by the bathroom in my underwear, and shouted "I see your stinky bunners!!"...ironic considering her current activity in the restroom.
Then we heard, "I think I need the air on".
My wife and I had a good giggle at this.
So I walked over to the bathroom to turn on the fan for her, and said with a smile "Miss C, you're weird-o-rama."
And she replied, without hesitation:
"You're Barack Obama."
I couldnt reply...mostly because I hit the floor laughing so hard...
And then she added:
"When I call you Barack Obama, you call me John McCain."
I crawled away to find my wife, who I could hear losing it in the next room, and I heard behind me:
"Hey...I still need the John McCain air on."
She doesn't have a firm grasp of the issues, but I love that she is in the game.
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She's about as up-to-date on the issues as most of the rest of the bitchers & moaners are!
Cuteness.
Hey, if we could all have life be this simple wouldn't it be GREAT?
Your daughter is a crack up. Maybe she should write my blog.
Oh, I think she has a very firm grasp on the status of the world right now - it's in the shitter.
Ah, to have an exhaust fan the size of Australia right about now...
Yet again, a brilliant child!
Em
I am laughing so hard--out loud even!! That there was some funny stuff!!
How funny, she's a smartie, that one!
Wow too cute! Sounds like you have a doll of a daughter...and maybe she will become a famous rapper and make you millions ;)
-Meg
That is freakin great. She's a poet and doesn't even know it.
yikes, i think this can only mean there's another one of YOU out there. blessing or curse? having seen the button nose, sweet blue eyes and sly smile, i vote blessing.
i hope you did your best beat box for her.
but mostly i am trying to shake the disturbing image of you in your underwear.
That was awesome! I was laughing out loud at that.
So cute. I love what kids have to say.
Can't. Type. Too busy laughing!!!
this just shows you it's all gone to pot . . . cute kid
LOL! She's a smart and sassy little thing, isn't she?!
That's so awesome! She knows more than most teens!
ROFLMAO
LOL
that was hilarious!! :) :D
I love what kids come up with. and i also am pretty fond of your title for this post!! a rapper on the crapper!!
thanks for the great laugh and the big smile before I end my day.
PS i found your blog from Momisodes! great blog, I'll have to stop back over.
hugs
She's hilarious!
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wonderful post, it made me smile!!!
LOL -- that is AWESOME! I just read that out loud to my husband and we were both rolling!
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