And I am her Crackhead Pimp.
Twitter is the dumbest concept yet.
Giving people only 140 characters to give the masses a short status update like "I am the worst parent in the world", or "My worthless husband just killed the toilet". Or my personal favorite, "Mmmm...Donuts".
Like you give a crap whether I am driving, or eating, or worse.
Sigh.
And yet, I am addicted to this Literary Lolita like she is covered in blow.
Maybe it's not Twitter I am addicted to...maybe it's you.
Am I following you yet? Maybe you wouldn't mind going here to follow, so I can follow you right back?
And while you're doing that, I'll be in search of a good vein...they are getting a tad difficult to find. (And thank you Em, for Tweeting sound advice about using the space between your toes...I owe you a clean needle.)
And yes, this has been a Tribute...to a scab-covered prostitute named Twitter.
Ah cain't quit youuuuu!!
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15 comments:
Sound advice from Em. :)
I'm still on the fence about Twitter. I have a hard time throwing 140 character thoughts out there. Randomly.
Absolutely no problem - hell yeah, you owe me.
Have you found yourself now writing really short e-mails?
I'm on Twitter (and following you) but I'm still not sure I have the hang of it or am using it "properly".
this is an oldie but goodie... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbH63Ali9U
oh man, jay! You kill me!
I don't Twitter. Matter of fact--I am not even sure exactly what it is. I blog and do Facebook and that is PLEANTY for me!!
hahahaha!
I'll admit it, I don't Twitter. Wanna know why? Sure you do. Because I don't think there's anyone out there as interesting as I am so why would I give a crap what they're doing? True story. lol.
Just kidding. Sort of. The real reason is that I am faaaaaaar too longwinded to be able to cope with a 140 character limit.
Love it! ha ha
I'm following you, have been for awhile. R u following me? Who knows. For those of us under twitter's spell, there is no escape. LOL
i'm pimping along with you, i guess...and that just doesn't seem right. anyway, i love your tweets!
Twitter puffs up our self-importance. We think people care what we say but they don't. They just want someone to talk to so they can puff up their OWN self-importance.
I gave up on Twitter.
I have one, but I use it to enter giveaways.
I don't have the patience to keep up with it.
I completely understand. I can't quit her either! I think between the fingers works too.
Twitter and I...we have a love/hate things going on.
We're on "a break" right now...
Matter of fact--I am not even sure exactly what it is. I blog and do Facebook
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