Tuesday, July 21, 2009

WW - Warning: Seasonal Profanity.


Announced today:

In an effort to stimulate the economy as well as aid in funding his impending Healthcare legislation, President Obama implored national retail chains to begin selling Christmas merchandise earlier in the year.

Earmuffs, kids.


Are you fucking kidding me?


It's fucking JULY, people.


Actually, come to think of it...maybe there's a sale on Valentine cards around here somewhere.

Oh wait...my bad...It's fucking JULY.

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13 comments:

The Mom Jen said...

My kids are whining because the back to school stuff was out 3 weeks ago..but Xmas, that is f-ing wrong!

Jennifer said...

I agree with you! It seems like store push things forward earlier and earlier every year!

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

That picture makes me want to avoid all retail outlets at any cost. I am so not ready to think about Christmas.

Jenni Jiggety said...

And here I am bitching about the back to school stuff!

Christmas decorations??? OBSCENE!

mommaof4wife2r said...

bad. very bad. why do i heave to hear about santa in july? please send in the troops to clear out the stores!

Sheri and George said...

People can't afford to buy a house, how does he expect them to buy Xmas decorations to decorate them? Kinda stupid if you ask me.

I'll run right out and buy all this shit and then not have anywhere to put it because you forclosed on my house! Good idea.

Natalie said...

That is wrong on so many levels. It's just absurd & ridiculous. I don't even want to look at f'n fall decorations, but CHRISTMAS? Are they serious! They can put the shit out there in July if they want. I'm still going to wait until November & do a mad dash trying to get everything I need. And I intend to gather all of my fellow procrastinators together & do the same. But I think I need to wait until later to call them. ; )

Joy said...

Ridiculous!

Em said...

For your sanity, stay out of Hobby Lobby.

Nothing to see there.

{Kiki} said...

I figured something like this would happen. After the Christmas holiday they were setting up the Easter Bunny stage and gardens at our mall. Happy WW and take care.
-Kiki

April said...

hey folks! spend money you don't have on a holiday that's six months away!!!

awesome.

Crafty Christina said...

stupid plan!!!

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

OMFG! I am dying here!!!!

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