Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Even these hooligans found a wife.

After taking you thru the courtship process yesterday, and having spent a day recently with the guys, I am reminded what a lottery win it is for jackasses like us to find sympathetic partners. I hope you enjoy the pictures below from "back in the day" before the deranged found their lives rearranged.

Bahamas MENSA meeting.

"Asked" to leave.

Back at the Bachelor pad.

ZERO girls. Big shocker. Alert the media.

Try adding more guys. It's a numbers game.

Desperation is the world's worst cologne.

JACKPOT. French girl. Doesn't speak a word of english.

Abandon all hope. Go home. Put on Steel Magnolias and have a good cry. Oops...was that out loud?

Don't EVER leave me, honey. EVER.

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Dto3 said...

Dang, not a word of English and liquor and you still didn't get lucky? That must've stung.

Jay said...

I think I was clear in my last posting...I had no game. And if she didnt understand what I had to say...I REALLY had nothing.

Deb Williams said...

i'm confused about the pool shot. is that you doing the interpretive dance in the background??

Luanne said...

Loved those pictures!! Very funny!

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson