Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Mike Tyson is a Dead Man


Late in the third round, Mike bit my precious little girl on the ear. When she turned to compliain to the official, he suckerpunched my princess and knocked her silly.

You've made some bad choices in your life, Mike, but to take it out on a kindergartner... You just crossed the wrong Daddy. I'm not much of a fighter, but I'm a helluva biter...and I think I can take you. And if that don't work, I'm going straight for your testosterone-shrivelled raisins.

Yes, I'm full of crap. Again.

My little girl has her Daddy's agility, and a habit of stopping her momentum with her face.

Ouch.

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20 comments:

Christine said...

OH SNAP!!! Ugh, that looks so painful. Hope she gets better real soon.

Cheryl said...

Awww....hope she feels better soon.

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Aw Jay.. thats so sad... I hope she heals quick and feels better soon!!

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Poor thing! I hope she is ok.

Candice said...

Poor baby!!

Elaine A. said...

Oh poor baby!!

Em said...

Oh poor angel!! A good Daddy would buy her lots and lots of ice cream. Any flavor.

And a pony.

No pressure.

(my Oldest is the same way. Now that he has his permanent front teeth, I'm petrified.)

Lee said...

Oh no!
I used to do that a lot.
I'd run into the wall and get a fat lip or a bruise.
I'm surprised CPS was never called.

kisatrtle said...

That looks like it hurt

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

awwww....poor kid!!

Under the Influence said...

Ouch!

Scott said...

poor kid. I bet she gave mike a run for his money.

Wendyburd1 said...

Poor baby!!

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Poor baby....

Summer said...

Oh that poor girl.

Only, if it was the entire lip, she'd have the whole hollywood lip thing going on. =)

Fresh Mommy said...

Ouch is right! Poor girl. Why did you have to go and give her your coordination???

;)

angie said...

Oh no. The poor thing. Hope it looks worse than it feels.

Trooper Thorn said...

Looks like she could use a tune up fight with Buster Douglas before the re-match.

jsprik said...

boy, i hate to see the other guy!! ;) poor thing..i think she needs ice cream, a pony, and a big fat lolly pop!!! :)

Tony@ That One Paticular Harbor said...

That is one beautiful tough little gal you have there Sir. I am with EM, Ice Cream & a New Pony will cover it.
Peace

T

posthumous pointer
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one's self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded. - Emerson