Monday, March 2, 2009

Tuesday's Tribute


A desperation tribute this week. A tribute to Cake, including its bastard cousin Pie. This time of year consists of one long string of dessert plates at our house, which makes avoiding the creation of a whole new buttock a bit of a challenge.

And so, my dear friend Cake... before you make my middle a full yard around and deliver the telltale tightness across my chest, consider this...who will eat you then? Or will you simply ask to be served at my wake? Are you that selfish?

Tell you what. We'll have a little fun, then I need you to leave. Seriously. It's either you leave or I have to confront the Girl Scouts about their wares...and I can never seem to do that without sounding dirty.

I'm begging you, icing boy...beat it.

Wait...lemme get some milk...



And one more thing...make sure you go HERE this week...for Tuesday.

By the way...did I mention there's something big coming next week?

Ok...there's something BIG coming next week!! smartass...

Tuesday's Tribute
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32 comments:

mommaof4wife2r said...

i love that sweet face...and i have to tell you, i want to eat the icing!

Jenni Jiggety said...

He is so cuuuuuuute!

And cake is good! The trick is that you have do squats while you eat it!

Dorsey said...

Cake should SOO be healthy for you..there's eggs, milk, icing...

Jenners said...

Mmmmmmm....cake.
Mmmmmm...pie.
Mmmmmmmm...Girl Scout cookies.

Tabitha Blue/Fresh Mommy said...

Haha, perfect!! Oh cake, it's calling my name... and with a glass of milk, well, let's just say that you're my hero.


:)
~Tabitha~

freshmommyblog.com

The Eadle Family said...

lol, I really hate cake. Too sweet. But Pie ... mmmm. ... damn it, I hate dieting. lol.

He is so cute though!

Sera said...

I'm after those dang pesky Girl Scouts, too. I'm almost done with my first box of Thin Mints and I. WANT. MORE. I turn into a crazy cookie lady who just can't say no. Oh, and gee thanks. That picture makes me want cake now. Nice job.

Beth said...

Geez! Now the cake is calling me again. Gotta go shut it up!

April said...

Mmmmm.... cake!

Christina said...

Yummy, cake!

Eudea-Mamia said...

My favorite! Icing covered little boy - so much easier to clean up than spaghetti sauce.

Sigh, now my Pop Tart has lost its appeal...

Jillene said...

Mmmmmmmm......cake!! Gotta love it but only with whipped cream frosting. I don't do the buttercream crap.

texasholly said...

I place to link my content?

Hell ya.

And as for cake....

Dear cake,
You will always have a place at my house.
Love,
Holly

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

Sooooo cute! I say cake should be it's own food group!

Mariah said...

I LOVE PIE!!!! I think I may need some today....thanks!

Deb said...

here, let me help you...

the good news is if you put on the weight, you have a legitimate excuse to play with tena and the rest of us gals on mondays. you can join the kmbfbag club. so go ahead! pick up that fork (or do you just shove it in your mouth with your hands, like i do?).

by the way, i love that gorgeous face.

angie said...

That is one of the greatest pictures ever. Ever. I made a cake this past weekend by request. It had tomate sauce in it. That's got to be healthy, right? How can you keep us in suspense about what's coming our way?

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I have banished cake. But it's cousin muffins moved in and will not be budged

Soxy Deb said...

Oh but the little guy does wear his cake well. How do you wear it?

jill jill bo bill said...

You didn't even share pie with 3 strangers. Apple Pie called and said were a big tease.

Ren @ The Land of Ren said...

The picture is adorable.
OH my dear sweet cake, how I love thee so!

Caitlin said...

Haha! I feel you! Cake and I have a love-hate-relationship.
If you get a big enough piece, then you can just lift the plate up and down- voila! Exercise!

Carissa(GoodnCrazy) said...

So I'm confused. Is the something big next week an ass? I think you referenced it twice in this post.. the butt reference..? Is it, huh? huh?

Bee and Rose said...

Now that is a cute picture of a sweetie pie, taken with a fabuluous camera, no doubt!

Deborah at Coco Bonbons said...

My daughter found my stash of Thin Mints in the freezer and I almost went ape-poop...but then I looked into her eyes and realized that she takes after her Mommy and was drawn to the cookies by the cookie chromosome that I passed on to her and it just wasn't her fault darn it.

Elaine A. said...

Ah yes. Cake and pie, two of my bestest friends! : )

That is one cute frosting face there. YUM!

Dawn said...

Absolutely adorable!!

I love cake that much too!

Lee said...

Thanks. Now I'm dying for a slice of cake.

jsprik said...

thanks a lot jay...now i have to make a cake ;). the seed's planted now, nothing you can do....;)

Lolli said...

Cake, pie, big surprizes for next week? Thanks a lot. ;)

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

What a sweetie, I just want to squeeze him. And as for Cake and Pie, Damn them, Damn them all to hell.

sheila said...

I think I met it's distant cousin, Slut Brownie. lol. Cute post!

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