A desperation tribute this week. A tribute to Cake, including its bastard cousin Pie. This time of year consists of one long string of dessert plates at our house, which makes avoiding the creation of a whole new buttock a bit of a challenge.
And so, my dear friend Cake... before you make my middle a full yard around and deliver the telltale tightness across my chest, consider this...who will eat you then? Or will you simply ask to be served at my wake? Are you that selfish?
Tell you what. We'll have a little fun, then I need you to leave. Seriously. It's either you leave or I have to confront the Girl Scouts about their wares...and I can never seem to do that without sounding dirty.
I'm begging you, icing boy...beat it.
Wait...lemme get some milk...
And one more thing...make sure you go HERE this week...for Tuesday.
By the way...did I mention there's something big coming next week?
Ok...there's something BIG coming next week!! smartass...
Yet Another Jay and Deb Production.
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