If you don't know what an apostrophe is for, you are ordered to cease using them.
And before you waste the energy to tell me I am an elitist hypocrite, be advised...I already know. I knew before you did because I'm better than you.
By the way, you can find this punctuation abomination as well as many more at HomeGoods.
If you need me, I will be filling my afternoon looking for semicolon opportunities in Domestics.